i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
"Oh captain, my captain."
DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.
Sadly half the people I talk to need me to explain when I talk like this.
✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* Disney Princesses!! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*
#one is not like the others
yep come on Poca those leaves are really distracting
Both their careers summed up
A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining Table
A Built-In TV for the Bathtub
A Glass-Encased Fireplace
A Loft Hammock
A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Stained-Glass Door
A Library Staircase/Slide
A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog
I think about this joke a lot.
I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.